Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Gym Class, Weather and Balls

Hi everyone!

Okay, 1.  What the heck happened to my warm weather?  I feel like just last week I was outside, frolicking in nothing but shorts in a T-Shirt, and now I'm all bundled up.

MY LAYER RECIPE:

1 tank top
1 long-sleeved shirt
2 sweaters
1 fleece
1 coat liner
1 puffy coat
2 gloves
1 hat (with a MOUSE on it!)
1 scarf

Mix well and place in an oven of sweat.  Serves one.

Seriously, where did the sun go?  And when will it com back?  I'll give you a hint, not tomorrow (smart-aleck), more like next year.

WHEW!  Glad I got that out of my system.  I'm honestly not this angry, I was just letting off steam. You guys should be calling me Dragon instead of Mousy!

Mousy, the deadly dragon.
Get it?  Dragon?  STEAM?  No?  Awkwaaard...

Anyways, today I had gym class and we were playing volleyball.  I sort of have this phobia of anything that has to do with balls... (and yes, including THAT kind of balls) ...because I had a very traumatic experience as a child.  Long story short, that was one of the many times I broke my nose.  Yes.  I am afraid of balls.

Plus, I suck at all sports.  If there was a level zero for volleyball, I would be in it.

So we were getting near the end of the game, and the score was tied 20-20.  The first team to 21 would win, and guess who was up next to serve?

ME!!!!!!!

I begged my gym teacher to let another student take my place:


Me:  PLEASE, Mr. Anderson!  Please oh please don't make me! I'm going to ruin the game for everyone else!  The other team only needs one more point to win, and and my team will hate me! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!

Mr. Anderson:  No.







So yeah, begging didn't really help.

I like write stories, so I'll explain what happened using storyboard format:

Ignoring my plea for some sort of mercy in his soul, Mr. Anderson refused to accommodate me.  I sighed, and took a deep breath.  I held the ball in steadily in my left hand, drawing back my right fist.  I made an impact, my hand bumping the ball up into the air and...

SMACKED THE FLOOR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE NET!  BOOYAH!!!!!!

I had pretty much just won the game for my team.  It was a great feeling.  I'd never really won much before, and I knew the other team was secretly laughing at how bad I was.

WELL I PROVED THOSE SUCKERS WRONG!

I guess dreams do come true.

Looks like I'm done here.  I'll see you all soon :)

-Mousy

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