Oh Nothing, Just...

It's really late at night.  Or just really early, depending on how you look at it.  I don't even know.  One thing I do know, however, is that around this time I start to get kind of... crazy.  And by kind of I mean, you know, completely.  I sat in my bed for hours until I finally caved and took out my computer.  Yes, I am indeed weak.

Anyways, I was trolling on the internet when I came across these guys on youtube, Scotch Tape Productions.  I watched some of their videos, and I liked them.  There was one in particular I found to be quite creative.  It was called, Oh Nothing, Just... (click to see it).  It is pretty much different versions of the general response to, "What's up?" but the answer isn't actually nothing.  The person is normally doing something.  I found it funny how real that was.  So funny, in fact, that I decided to come up with some of my own:

1.    Oh nothing, just teaching a monkey how to dance.

2.    Oh nothing, just skydiving off the Empire State Building.

3.    Oh nothing, just getting married to Channing Tatum.

4.    Oh nothing, just contemplating my fundamental worth as a human being.

5.    Oh nothing, just deciding whether I should go to Harvard or Brown.

6.    Oh nothing, just changing a dirty diaper.  (That belongs to me)

7.    Oh nothing, just writing a best-selling novel.

8.    Oh nothing, just setting off a stink bomb in the middle of a school assembly.

9.    Oh nothing, just committing murder.

10.  Oh nothing, just watching a cat give birth.

11.  Oh nothing, just enjoying the suffering of others.

12.  Oh nothing, just attending the funeral of my social life.

Not bad, not bad at all.

In other news, this is like my second blog post in one day.  It's official:  I'm obsessed.  Or maybe I'm just really lonely and have resorted to talking to a computer.

Forever alone :'(









Well, I should probably get to sleep.  I have a big day of doing absolutely nothing tomorrow... all by myself... with no one but the sheer internet to keep me company.

*sniffles*

Well then!  I'm just gonna go ahead and wrap up this post.  Do you have an "Oh nothing, just..."? Write it in the comments!

Have a great night... or morning.  Like I said, it's all about perspective.

See ya :)

-Mousy